What if Newton was in Romantic
Universal law:
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“Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; it can only be transferred from 1 girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.”
1st law:
“A boy in love with a girl, continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continues to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.”
2nd law:
“The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is the same as increment or decrement of the bank balance.”
3rd law:
“The force applied while proposing a girl by a guy is equal & opposite to the force applied by the girl while proposing a guy.”
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